Q: What should you do if you see your
ex-husband rolling around in pain on
the ground?
A: Shoot him again.
Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. Because they're practicing to be men.
Q: Why are husbands like laxatives?
A: They both irritate the shit out of you.
Luv ya's!
Dana aka Asa
"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant ? I'm halfway through my
fish burger and I realize, Oh my God... I could be eating a slow
learner." Lynda Montgomery.
I've given up trying to escape from reality; they always find me
anyway.
Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the
music". - George Carlin
Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost took a wrong turn and is
too stubborn to ask for directions.
"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."
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