I'm not saying

A college student invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal,
his
mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful his roommate Julie was.
She had
long been suspicious of a relationship between he and Julie, and this
made
her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started
to wonder if there was more between he and Julie than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, he volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Julie came to him and said, "Ever since your mother
came
to dinner, I can't find the beautiful silver tray. You don't suppose
she
took it do you?"
He replied, "Well I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be
sure."
So he sat down and wrote:
"Dear Mother,
I'm not saying you "did" take a silver tray from my house, and I'm not
saying
you "did not" take a silver tray. But the fact remains that one has
been
missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son"
Several days later, he received a letter from his mother which read:
"Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that
you
"do no't" sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if Julie was
sleeping
in her own bed she would have found the silver tray by now.
Love,mom