Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Christian/Pagan Kittens- Joke



(Here’s a lil pagan humor 4 ya...if u laugh great if it offends sry...but I really thought it was cute hav a good day)
BA
Christian VS. Pagan Kittens
A fundamentalist preacher was taking a walk one day and happened upon a young girl who was playing with something in a cardboard box. When he got closer he could see that in the box was a litter of new-born kittens.
"What kind of kittens are those?" asked the preacher.
"Why, they're Christian kittens," replied the little girl.
The preacher walked on, pleased to see that the little girl had Jesus
foremost
in her heart.
A week later, the preacher was walking down the same street and saw the
little
girl again playing with the kittens.
"And how are your little Christian kittens doing today?" asked the man
of God.
"Oh, they aren't Christian kittens, they're Pagan kittens," replied the
girl.
"But..but.. I thought you said last week that they were Christian
kittens,"
sputtered the flabbergasted preacher.
"Oh, they were. But now their eyes are open."

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